Jason was on the computer on the other side of the tv, he could hear...but not see. He asked, "Come on..is that a REAL song?"
I don't blame him for asking. The "song", and I use that term loosely, was mostly comprised of Fergie singing:
"My hump, my hump, my hump my hump" and something about "My lovely lady lumps." Most of this was accompanied by her shaking her tushie at the camera.
I will admit, I was entertained. But it was more a matter of "Oh my god...I can't believe they are *actually* calling breasts "lovely lady lumps." To add to my horror and confusion, I couldn't help but connect the terms "lovely lady lumps" with a children's video that my god daughter, Clare, and Princess Abby once watched while I was visiting that was called, "Lady Lovely Locks". So there's Fergie shaking her booty and I can't help but hear Clare's little tiny girl voice saying "I want to watch Lady Lovely Locks".
I am scarred for life I tell ya! But I have LOVELY lady lumps..........